The President should always carry cash
You know what good means, right?
The President should always carry cash.
As a privileged person, the President should naturally want to be nice to the forgotten people in society.
So the President will think “I’d like to give them a couple of bucks.”
But that would be weird wouldn’t it?
Would that be illegal? Unethical? Against some rule? Unsavory? Unbecoming? Crass? VULGAR?!?!
Say the President saw a cute kid. “Hey kid, here’s a dollar.
Be a good boy. Be a good girl. Follow the rules, but not all of them.
…
Just…Don’t get caught up in the rules.
You know what good means. Right?”